- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

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