Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

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What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

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What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

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i hate non minorities!

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

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how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

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why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

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When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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