Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

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THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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