a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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I hate blackniggers

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

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10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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haha black people :D

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

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Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

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Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

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A man walks into a bar and see's a 12 inch pianoist. He walks to the bar tendar and asks "Where'd you get it" The bar tendar says we have a genie in the back. So the man walks back the and wishes for 12 million BUCKS , The genie gives him 12 million DUCKS, The man walks back out and said " I asked for 12 million BUCKS not 12 million DUCKS and the bar tendar says do you really think i asked for a 12 inch pianoist?

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Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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