When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Horse.

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