- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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