- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

Boy: Hey girl see these arms? They are just dying to be wrapped around you! She stabs him dead End of story

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