- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

Smelly Indians.

hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

So a baby seal walks into a club...

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

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