My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

your face

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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