Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

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Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

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How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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gingers

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

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you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

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What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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