What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

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What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

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What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

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David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

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Do't you just hate when a sentence doesn't end how you think it will and it just octopus.

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How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

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What did the racist black man say to the white man? Nothing they both died in a car accident.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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You can't choose your family, so choose someone else's.

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Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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hi penis ham telephone

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Man U

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Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

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Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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A hill billy went fishing

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Nickelback.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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