penis. nuff said.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

what are you mike bibby?

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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