- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

Hello

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

kennah campion when she talks

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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