- Anti Joke

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

bite me

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!