- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

Camerons hair is Curly..

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

batman farted so hes retarded

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