I C U P White stuff

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

Dyslexia ruels!

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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