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What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Apple hates Blackberry.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

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Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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