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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Apple hates Blackberry.

Tunechi

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

sky silverstein

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

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