- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

Women's rights

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

haha Otarts was here

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

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