No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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Nobody cares maddie!

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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Boxing on Boxing Day

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

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How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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