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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you call someone? use a phone

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

Uber Driver: "Hey I'm close, where are you?" Me: "oh, I see you!" Uber Driver: "Are you that guy in the middle of the road?" Me: "yeah, floor it"

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

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