- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

What's worse than this That :(

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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