What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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