- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

Equal rights!

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

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