- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Camerons hair is Curly..

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