Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

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Rebecca Black's career.

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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ask me if im a door yes

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

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When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

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Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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How do you blindfold an asian? step 1: Fold your blindfold into a triangle step 2: Wrap blindfold around the head of the asian step 3: Tie the blindfold on the back of the asians head step 5: You forgot 4 step 6: Your finished step 4: Tighten the blindfold Now you know how to blindfold an asian ˜´??

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Guy 1: Ask me if I have a banana in my ear. Guy 2: Do you have a banana in your ear? Guy 1: Sorry I can't hear you I have a banana in my ear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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