A man with a barbie doll walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says "I bet you $100 that I can turn this barbie doll into a beautiful lady". The bartender laughs and says "Okay." The man takes out a brush and begins brushing the doll's hair. Seconds later the man has a seizure and falls to floor a dies. It turns out he was a drug addict and had a fatal over dose. The bartender never got his $100.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

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A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

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So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

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