what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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