God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

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Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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