A cat playing laser tag.

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your mama's so fat... that's it

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

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roses are red poo is poo

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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swag

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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What do I hate? people

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

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what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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