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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

What is black and looks like a person A black person

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

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