- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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rocky is here again.......................

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

9/11 my birthday

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

What's funny? Women's rights.

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

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