whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

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Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

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What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

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Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

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This is not funny.

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What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

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So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

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Anti Joke

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