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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

steven hawking walks into a bar

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

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