- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

A gay man watches football.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

Who wants $300? Me too.

I'm so punny.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

Ross.

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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