A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

Once upon a time a was born

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

tea with milk?

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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