Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

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justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WHAT'S THE ANSWER?! WHAT DO YAH MEAN YA DUNNO?!

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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I was once a hamster.

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What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

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