A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

There are 3 people in a car, shit, manners, and asshole. They are driving and shit falls out. They pull over and manners gets out to help shit. Then a cop comes and pulls them over. The cop ask asshole what his name is. He said asshole. The cop said what. Then asshole said asshole. Then the cop says where are your manners. Asshole said over their picking up shit.

all these jokes are horrible now

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

eh

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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