- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

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