A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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