- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

u know whats a crime? rape

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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