Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

wanna hear a joke womens rights

A cat playing laser tag.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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