- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

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