- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

say it ten times fast: oh

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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