- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

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