How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

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what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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