- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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