- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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