- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Knock knock knock OCD

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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