- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

steven hawking walks into a bar

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

you give like i give lomain

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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