- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

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