- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

A guy walks into a bar

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

hey guys im gay

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

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