- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

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