- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

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