- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

What's the difference between a duck?

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

what do you call a black chef glendon

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

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