Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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antonis sister is mighty fine

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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I'm Polish.

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Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

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What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

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Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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Beka has AIDS

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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