So this blond chick walks into a bar, and orders a drink.

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if there is a circle of fat people and you throw a cookie in the middle of the circle. It will be the best game of hungry hungry hippos you will ever see.

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roses are red ur face is too and if u r hot my penis is going in u

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The holoca- *the man hearing the joke then pulls out a desert eagle and shoots the man in the chest before finishing the joke then goes to jail for the rest of his life*

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? its a refridgerator Why did the third monkey jump out of the tree It thought it was a game

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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Immigration Laws

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

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Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

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How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

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How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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