- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

The cream, it is coming

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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