A dyslectic man walks into a bra. It was dark and he didn't see the laundry his wife hanged on the clothes line.

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Halt! Who goes there?! It is I, Prince Ali Ba Ba of Yo mamas house. To what do I owe this pleasure of your kindness? I come to you with gifts, relics, and spices. All these can be yours if the price is right. Surely there must be a mistake here. How do you go about by and by without a horse? Are you who you say you are? English mothafucka do you speak it?!!! What is this mothafucka do you speak of? Say what again, I dare you! I double dare you mothafucka say what one more goddddam time. Oh wait stop, hammer time...

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Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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Hello everyone, if you couldnt tell, the most popular joke was removed because it wasnt even an antijoke, if you have a joke that isnt an antijoke, post it somewhere else, if you dont know what an antijoke even is then get the f*ck out, thumbs up if you agree with me

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What has one head, three eyes and seven legs? A cow with a tri-pod rammed up it's arse. The third eye is a result of a birth defect.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

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Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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1+2 = 6

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

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KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

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What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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