- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

What is both bold and brash? Fox

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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