- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the trucker say when his hat blew out the window? "**** my hat!" What did the teenager say when the same thing happened to him in his small car? The same thing, except he was a teenager, driving a small car.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

You're so sweet I have diabetes

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

The adventures of Helen Keller:

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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