Tony Romo

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Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

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Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

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how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

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How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

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What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

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Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

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Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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Hey

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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