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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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