- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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