My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Your so gay, that you like men!

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

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why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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