What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

batman farted so hes retarded

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

The FCC

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

rent a cops

WOw you have no life

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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