How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

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