Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

I agree to the terms and conditions

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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