- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

roses are red poo is poo

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

Boner

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

White men's rights

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

What do you call a blue chair A black person

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