What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

Jordan is pregant

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

I walk into a bar...

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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