Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

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"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

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A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

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What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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I'm homeless.

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

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what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

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Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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