What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

Fine, ladies first.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

GAWS SI EKOJITNA

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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