A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

women's rights.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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