what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

Get up Look in the mirror

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

Balls

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

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Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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