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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

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