Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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