3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

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Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

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Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

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Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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How high is the sky? True or False

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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