Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

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Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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A man walked into a bar owch

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

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Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

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What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

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what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

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A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

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What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

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i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

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What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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