- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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