- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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