- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

Diarrhea

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

My peni s

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

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