- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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