A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

i dont fisish anythi

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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