- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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