- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

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